Feats of Clay and PWR Present: POTTERY WORLD RASSLIN'

[This POTTERY/CERAMICS/GREENWARE-themed wrestling party is all-ages, but some material may not be suitable for kids. 21+ to drink. Please note that only the ticket link here is real! Any comments about tickets are likely a scam] Dry, fragile clay figures stagger in a dusty procession. They thirst for the water of life, the venom of She, the quench of WRESTLING. They collapse into dust - but no! The sun, a giant brown vase, explodes in the sky! Green liquid, snakes, and ceramic shards rain down! The striding caryatids’ limbs slacken. They commence to grapple, SLAKED by the heavenly rain. The drought has lifted. Party Violence has returned! The taste of the heady but non-toxic venom of MOTHER WORM HERSELF floats heavy in the air! GET TURNT, GET THROWED You’ve URNED IT! Come POTTERY together with us as we have the least ill-advised event in history: a berzerk wrestling spectacle SURROUNDED BY BREAKABLE OBJECTS! PARTY SHARD Hey, don’t worry about it! Greenware, earthenware, Terra Cotta, AL