CRUISE CONTROL CHRISTMAS!
Old Saint Nick, Intercontinental Casanova… I’ve but one wish this year: For you to bend me over! He cried “Fuck Christmas, I wanna come now!” I gave him some snow, He gave me the plough! Cruise Contr…
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- Dalston Superstore117 Kingsland High Street, London, E8 2PB, Greater LondonGreater London
About this event
Old Saint Nick,
Intercontinental Casanova…
I’ve but one wish this year:
For you to bend me over!
He cried “Fuck Christmas,
I wanna come now!”
I gave him some snow,
He gave me the plough!
Cruise Control makes its debut on the naughty list this December. SERVE papi STEELE rocks the basement alongside HARRY GAY & ROSS ANDERSON. Upstairs, JAKE REED, JONJO JURY & ANDY AVERY serve wonky disco heasdpins. TAUREN & RIO JAVIER take the bar top. Get your tickets while they’re hot X
TICKETS BELOW! FREE ENTRY BEFORE 10PM / £8-10 AFTER.
Door Policy
Dalston Superstore is a queer space. We prioritise our LGBTQIA+ customers and will sometimes ask our straight & cis allies to support us by not taking up room in our venue. Please be conscious of who this space is intended for and be respectful. Never assume sexuality or gender identity. We will never ask personal questions on the door.
Low/no income access
We reserve limited spaces for those who cannot afford the standard ticket price due to being on low or no income. Please email hello@dalstonsuperstore.com to enquire at least 48 hours in advance.
Full venue access info is available here
Official details
- Price:
- Free
- Organizer:
- Dalston Superstore
- Listing source:
- Dalston Superstore
Last verified · This event is free to attend.
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