Carb-Loading for Humanity: The Great Italian Potluck #4

Before a major race, serious marathoners carb-load to fill their bodies with fuel. We are borrowing this respected athletic technique, removing the deeply unnecessary running, and redirecting all those carbohydrates toward the human brain.

We will consume heroic quantities of homemade pasta, bread, and tiramisu. Once we reach peak carbohydrate saturation, we will see whether our supercharged brains produce an idea capable of advancing humanity. It is an important scientific experiment, and we are bravely volunteering as test subjects.

The first two trials filled in minutes. Clearly, the work must continue.

How to Join the Research Team:

✅ Make a Firm Commitment to Attend

RSVP “Yes” only when you are genuinely coming. If your plans are still wobbling like a tower of lasagna, please wait until they firm up.

🍝 Bring a Handmade Italian Dish

No culinary greatness is required. Simply make an Italian dish from scratch and bring it proudly. If you are bringing a guest, bring two dishes s